The round little unicorn family.

The oldest sibling, trying her best to act grown-up. She loves comfy cushions, hates walking too far, and would really rather travel by luxurious tote bag, thank you very much.

Signature bum gag: Her tail is braided perfectly with little spa pearls — and she refuses to sit on anything that isn’t cushioned.

• Luxury tote bag
• Fluffy cushions
• Pearl-braided tail

Brave (but easily scared) and very helpful, Spikie is sure he’s an expert explorer — even though he always loses his passport and his maps somehow end up covered in unreadable glitter.

Signature bum gag: So round he rolls instead of walks — and if he falls over, he just bounces back up without breaking stride.

• Explorer goggles
• A (missing) passport
• A glittery map

The roundest and smallest, Winnie waddles after the big kids and is totally unaware of her own size — she’ll happily try to squeeze into slides, jars, and seats she has no business fitting into.

Signature bum gag: Because she’s so round, when she gets stuck (constantly!) all you see is her tail and wiggling little hindquarters sticking out.

• Whatever she’s stuck in
• A very determined face

The family’s resident problem-solver. There’s always a project brewing — a home lab, a custom PC build, an automation for the family schedule — usually with a coffee close at hand.

Signature bum gag: Leans back too far in his ergonomic office chair while fixing one last line of code… and gets stuck.

• Mechanical keyboard
• Tech glasses
• Smart-watch

Runs her own bustling nail spa and keeps the whole herd organized — chic, put-together, and perfect right down to her polished hooves.

Signature bum gag: Always perches just-so on her own customized ultra-chic round cushion, so her outfit never wrinkles.

• Nail-polish bottle
• A trusty clipboard
• Her round cushion